WWE celebrity John Cena is a type of celebrities that can do just about anything and will probably be regarded as worth others’ time. As an illustration, he appeared on The Tonight Present this week to not solely showcase his Mandarin-speaking expertise, but additionally to advertise some on a regular basis objects with ridiculous faux advert jingles. It is a foolish idea that works greatest with out understanding lots, so dive in!
That was simply genius, proper? It got here throughout considerably as if John Cena was making up all of these jingles on the spot, versus prepping issues forward of time. If he did improvise all that, he will get some main kudos from me. And if he did not improvise all that, he will get the same provide of kudos for sending me right into a spiral of confusion. That eggnog jingle and the gel pens jingle have been virtually too horrible to have really been written out forward of time, however perhaps he simply got here up with just a few particular rhythms in his head earlier than filming began, understanding that he’d need to use them. Perhaps I should not be so apprehensive about this…
John Cena went the additional mile with the snowmobiles jingle by advising folks to not burn their asses, which is sweet recommendation for any product, any day of the week. I am not gonna lie, both, I would assume that sweet canes ditty was pretty much as good as any new music I’ve heard in 2017.
Let’s rejoice the jingle he got here up with for “Complimentary Snacks on an Airplane,” as a result of there’s positively genius to be present in simplicity. Perhaps not particularly on this case, however perhaps so.
Small pouch. Large nuts. Small pouch. Large nuts. Two ounce water. Two ounce water. Two ounce water. Ya heard?
John Cena’s go to to The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon additionally included one other few ridiculous moments, consider it or not. Beneath, you’ll be able to watch him collaborating in a sweater-filled spherical of “Mad Lib Theater.”
Whereas John Cena cannot be seen anyplace quickly — no less than that is what his entrance music appears to convey — you’ll be able to watch The Tonight Present each weeknight on NBC at 11:35 p.m. ET. (Cena will really be in USA’s Psych reunion movie, and he is obtained a new animated show coming soon.) And for all the opposite new and returning exhibits hitting the small display screen quickly, head to our fall TV premiere schedule and our 2018 midseason premiere schedule.