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What occurs in Vegas will keep in Vegas, in a reminiscence chip embedded in a robot bartender’s head.
That’s my prognostication for the way forward for iniquity’s biggest playground, after I realized concerning the Tipsy Robotic Bar, which is because of open on Friday.
Sadly, this is not a bar the place barely sozzled robots wander round and let you know dangerous jokes. As a substitute, it is a bar the place the bartenders are robots.
The robotic bartenders have all of the persona of a bit of mackerel you left within the fridge a month in the past. However gosh, are their pours exact.
Naturally, the individuals behind it imagine this can be a marvelous concept. They’ve positioned it within the Miracle Mile Retailers at Planet Hollywood.
The Tipsy Robotic Bar’s proprietor Rino Armeni told the Las Vegas Sun: “My companions and I made a decision to do one thing to create a brand new development so we will be forward of time. So, this can be a present from us to town of Las Vegas.”
And what a present, you may snort. A reminder that each one humans are expendable and too many technological roads result in a numbing hell.
The robots, you see, do not discuss. As a substitute, you must enter your order on a pill or by means of the Tipsy Robotic app that you’ve got gleefully downloaded onto your cellphone. As soon as you have ordered, you get an alert telling you that your drink is prepared.
Armeni instructed the Las Vegas Solar that there’s nonetheless “a human bar on the aspect.” Sure, that is the place all people will find yourself — sidelined.
I worry you is perhaps frightened that these metallic monsters will cut back the, nicely, sexiness quotient of the bar. Concern not. There may also be some so-called Galactica Ambassadors. These are, to cite the Las Vegas Solar: “Girls wearing space-themed metallic silver clothes.”
Maybe you will be uplifted by this entire idea. You may already be reserving your weekend journey, simply to expertise this tipsy technological future. You may even be delighted that the robots apparently clear themselves earlier than making the subsequent drink.
I, nevertheless, fear. The drinks are $14. That features tax and gratuity. Why, pray, ought to I tip a machine that made my drink?
I tip human bartenders as a result of they provide experience, creativeness, gossip and, every so often, succor. A machine affords not even a hullo.
Armeni did not instantly reply to a request for remark.
One can actually respect the novelty and leisure worth of those machines. As Armeni himself admitted to the Las Vegas Solar: “It is no completely different from the fountains at Bellagio and the Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas signal.”
Besides that it’s completely different. An excellent bartender offers you one thing greater than only a drink.
Then once more, maybe the subsequent incarnation of those robotic bartenders will be capable of suggest a wonderful sauvignon blanc, in addition to provide an opinion on the parlous state of the San Francisco Giants and the true workings of Brad Pitt‘s thoughts. Then, I am going to tip them.
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