Sometime, after we’re all wandering the wasteland of what’s left of America, dodging murderous Fb chatbots and desperately rotating our fidget spinners for heat, we’ll want a brand new poetic language to explain how we received to this sorry state. We right here at The A.V. Membership would now prefer to make our personal contribution to that future-oral custom, with the next little bit of social media doggerel:
Diplo and Denny’s
Struggle with potato
Why u mad, Diplo?
Which is to say, Twitter reached its logical apex as we speak, when movie star DJ and James Van Der Beek inspiration Diplo received right into a struggle with the social media account for Denny’s, the favored model of drunk teenager storage facilities/pancake emporiums. The feud—which seems to be working at ranges of irony so granular that a number of prime meme scientists have been misplaced within the effort to discover them—sprang up when Denny’s tweeted an image of a potato, and Diplo’s file label accused the restaurant of ripping them off.
(Hey, are we drunk? We really feel drunk proper now.)
The Denny’s social media crew—whose smart-assed, meme-copying antics we’ve reported on earlier than—clearly smelled this scrumptious troll bait from a mile away, as a result of they responded with not only a pretend apology, but in addition a misspelling of Diplo’s identify, thought of a Class-Three escalation in brand-to-brand warfare.
And whereas that’s really type of humorous (at the least, so far as we will inform, as a result of our imaginative and prescient’s actually beginning to blur over right here), Diplo then began participating with precise Denny’s’ followers in a battle of wit, phrases, and wasted afternoons:
The feud seems to have quieted down, but it surely leaves us with plenty of questions. Like: Was this some form of viral advertising and marketing for What Would Diplo Do? If Diplo and Denny’s destroy one another in a forest, does it rating a like? What’s this pink stuff popping out of our eyes? Is it strawberry jelly? We’re feeling very very tight. LMAO.
UPDATE: It’s come to our consideration that the Diplo in these tweets—the verified account @_diplo_—shouldn’t be the actual Diplo, however presumably a separate account related to the What Would Diplo Do? present. We apologize for the error, and for briefly obscuring the strangeness of a person pretending to be a well-known DJ pretending to have a struggle with Denny’s. In the meantime, we additionally need to dwell with the truth that we had been publicly tricked by James Van Der Beek, a sense that, as you may think about, is lower than excellent. (If solely there have been some form of standard on-line picture to specific our despair, however, alas, we’re at a loss for GIFs.)
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