Warning: Attainable spoilers for “Sport of Thrones” forward.
“Sport of Thrones” followers proper now are about as frantic as Tyrion when he runs out of wine. The hit present based mostly on George R.R. Martin’s guide collection returns to air on July 16, and actually, wouldn’t it kill the premium cable community to drop just a bit little bit of plot information?
Nicely ha ha ha boo hoo hoo. The community launched two-sentence summaries and episode titles for the primary three reveals of season seven — which truthfully feels like a juicier scoop than it’s.
Think about being the HBO content material editor who has to craft and launch these little rundowns. Give away an excessive amount of, and you will have each fan in Westeros re-tweeting and dissecting your spoilers — plus your boss will find yourself treating you want Ramsay Bolton handled Theon.
So that you drop just a few character names, however fall again on these vaguebooking expertise we have all honed so nicely on Fb. Let’s take the summaries one after the other.
Episode #61: “Dragonstone”
Jon (Package Harington) organizes the protection of the North. Cersei (Lena Headey) tries to even the percentages. Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) comes dwelling.
- The Jon abstract is the equvalent of “On this episode, the castaways attempt to get off the island however Gilligan messes it up.” Jon is at all times organizing the protection of the North. Most likely whereas sporting this shirt.
- Cersei tries to even the percentages. Nicely, blowing up a bunch of her enemies in all probability helped in that math equation. Although this in all probability signifies that Euron Greyjoy is signing on with Cersei in a well-thought-out alliance. They every convey one thing to this staff. Euron’s a professional at ripping individuals’s tongues out, and Cersei has a large undead torturer at her command. Win-win!
- “Daenerys comes dwelling” is already leaked within the episode title, and within the that reveals her ripping down Home Baratheon banners in Dragonstone, the ancestral seat of Home Targaryen.
Episode #62: “Stormborn”
Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) receives an surprising customer. Jon (Package Harington) faces a revolt. Tyrion (Peter Dinklage) plans the conquest of Westeros.
- Actually want it was — however here is betting it is Jon “Know Nothing” Snow.
- Talking of Jon Snow … he appears to face revolts about as usually as Tyrion drops a wisecrack. However with creepy Littlefinger lurking round within the , this could come as no shock.
- BEST. LINE. OF THE SUMMARIES. A Lannister at all times spays his pets — er, pays his money owed — and Tyrion’s bought an entire accountbook stuffed with them simply awaiting fee.
Episode #63: “The Queen’s Justice”
Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) holds court docket. Cersei (Lena Headey) returns a present. Jaime (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) learns from his errors.
- Dany has “held court docket” earlier than, however this time, she’s unlikely to be figuring out labor contracts in Meereen. We might wish to see her taking down Cersei with this mysterious line, however it’s possible means too early for that.
- By no means give Cersei something. A praise, a goblet of wine, simply do not even give her your hand to shake. The “present” that appears possible right here is Cersei taking revenge on the Sand Snakes for the homicide of her daughter Myrcella, whose dying has by no means been avenged.
- Ha, right here is the place the HBO abstract author determined to drag one over on us. As a person who had not one, not two, however three kids along with his personal murderous twin sister, Jaime has just about confirmed that he won’t ever study from his errors.
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