It’s an outdated philosophical query: ”Can Randy Newman write a music about Donald Trump’s dick so vulgar, not even Randy Newman would document it?” Now we’ve the reply—“Apparently!”—courtesy of an interview the “Quick Individuals” and Toy Story singer-songwriter gave to Vulture this week.
Newman began out speaking about his bonkers new music, “Putin”—set to look on his upcoming album, Darkish Matter—when dialog turned to Vladimir P.’s good buddy, Donald Trump. When requested if he’d ever penned a music concerning the present U.S. president, Newman responded that he had, however that he’d refused to document it, on the grounds of decency, and in addition a refusal to shoot a fish in a barrel:
I did write about him. However the language was too vulgar. It felt too straightforward. The music was “My dick’s greater than your dick / It ain’t braggin’ if it’s true / My dick’s greater than your dick / I can show it too / There it’s! There’s my dick / Isn’t fantastic sight? / Run to the village, to city, to the countryside / Inform the individuals what you’ve seen right here tonight.”
The music’s refrain, unsurprisingly, went, “What a dick!”
However Newman restrained himself from releasing it, saying, “I simply didn’t wish to add to the issue of how ugly the dialog we’re all having is, so I didn’t put it out.” Darkish Matter—sans Trump dick—arrives subsequent month.
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