Oh god, Child Rock’s “senate run” has a website now · Newswire · The A.V. Membership

Rap-rock grill shooter Child Rock is one step nearer to vision-boarding his rise to public workplace into the world, with The Hill reporting that Rock (actual title Robert Ritchie) now has an internet site dedicated to his beforehand threatened U.S. Senate run. Rock confirmed on Twitter as we speak that www.kidrockforsenate.com—which incorporates a shot of Rock posing close to an especially distinguished-looking lifeless deer, and asking guests “Are You Scared?”—is a real-as-fuck web site, and that he’ll have a “main announcement” for followers of the upcoming political apocalypse someday quickly in our ongoing Finish Of Days.

Rock first deserted the non-political, nonsensical rules of “Bawitdaba” in the course of the Trump marketing campaign, when he began promoting clothes impressed by our present president’s rise to energy. Trump repaid him with a go to to the White Home earlier this 12 months, the place he acquired to rub unwashed tank high stink with of us like Ted Nugent, and bask at nighttime facet of the truth that, actually, anybody will be president of america. Shortly afterward, Rock started suggesting that he would possibly run towards common three-time Michigan senator Debbie Stabenow when her most up-to-date time period is up in 2018.

And whereas we will proceed to inform ourselves, “He’s simply doing this to promote some hats and promote his model” as many occasions as we would like, that’s what we mentioned final time, and now President Dangerous Handshake Man controls the world. So, yeah, clearly, Child Rock goes to be president sometime. Why the fuck not?

UPDATE: As commenters down under have identified, the hyperlink to the “Purchase Now” web page on the marketing campaign website results in Child Rock’s retailer web page at Warner Bros. Music, suggesting that this would possibly simply be a little bit of viral advertising for some new, presumably patriotically-themed album. And whereas it’s a fairly miserable future when “a brand new Child Rock album” is the least terrible consequence for a chunk of stories, we will preserve our fingers crossed that Ritchie is confining his actions to music, and never public coverage, for a short while longer.

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