Ice-T to seem in Clinton Highway, a horror film that’s not about emails · Newswire · The A.V. Membership

In line with Selection, Ice-T has signed on to seem in Clinton Highway, a horror film that—to one of the best our information—will not be in regards to the horrible issues that may occur when you’ve gotten secret emails or no matter. On the threat of creating all Republican senators lose curiosity within the movie, Clinton Highway is definitely a couple of “infamous” highway that cuts by way of New Jersey’s Pine Barrens and is the idea for lots of spooky city legends and paranormal sightings. Naturally, the film facilities round a gaggle of youngsters who resolve to research the highway, solely to search out themselves “scrambling in opposition to a sadistic satanic cult.”

Ice-T is a bit too outdated to play a young person and lacks the wings to wanted to play the Jersey Satan, so he’ll be filling within the basic horror archetype of the bizarre native man who is aware of about all the scary issues and futilely warns folks to not have intercourse at Camp Crystal Lake, or hang around across the outdated Myers home, or—on this case—drive down Clinton Highway. Particularly, he’ll be a membership proprietor together with his personal earlier experiences on New Jersey’s haunted streets.

Additionally, whereas we already made a joke about emails, it does appear very potential that that is all a fairly literal political metaphor about stopping younger folks from voting for Democrats. Let’s break it down: Curious youngsters resolve to go down the Clinton Highway and see if it traces up with their very own beliefs, and although a clever outdated man who additionally went down the Clinton Highway a few years in the past tells them to not do it, they ignore him and get attacked by satanists. Perhaps the survivors, if there are any, will then return from their traumatic expertise with a brand new mistrust for people who find themselves completely different and a bizarre dislike for social companies, and from then on they’ll solely drive down the Grand Previous Parkway.



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