A aircraft crash turns into a blind date from hell within the mawkish and clumsy The Mountain Between Us

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Kate Winslet, Idris Elba, Beau Bridges, Dermot Mulroney

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Theaters in every single place October 6

In The Mountain Between Us, an adaptation of a romance novel by Charles Martin, a constitution aircraft crash strands a risk-taking American photographer (Kate Winslet) and a prickly English surgeon (Idris Elba) on a solemnly scenic snowy mountainside within the Rockies. Hazard, the stock-in-trade of survival tales, finally ends up a casualty because the movie’s panorama pictures and pretensions skirmish a pointless struggle of attrition towards its looming sappiness. The result’s a “Myers-Briggs vs. nature” state of affairs, with a few one-note personality-test varieties roughing it within the crumpled fuselage of a Cessna as they struggle chilly, hunger, and a badly animated mountain lion. They had been strangers attempting to make the identical aircraft out of Denver after their connecting flight in a regional airport was canceled: She was presupposed to get married the following day; he was grumbling a few affected person with a mind tumor. “However physician,” she says, “what concerning the coronary heart?”

The pilot’s golden retriever survived the crash, too, contributing to the impression that that is only a cosmically merciless blind date. While you’re attempting to outlive within the Rocky Mountains within the useless of winter, you possibly can at all times discuss concerning the climate. Winslet’s Alex and Elba’s Dr. Ben have zero romantic chemistry, although it’s not like the 2 seasoned actors are working with stellar materials; it’s seemingly that Elba’s baritone has by no means needed to elevate a line worse than “Sweet Crush. I have to occupy my amygdala.” (That is about as relatable because it will get for the secretive and peevish Dr. Ben, who in any other case comes throughout just like the prime suspect on a murder-of-the-week cop present.) The script, by Chris Weitz (About A Boy) and the schmaltz specialist J. Mills Goodloe (The Age Of Adaline, The Best Of Me, Everything, Everything), actually tones down the howling outrageousness of Martin’s novel, which seems to miss the point. But, structurally, it’s the same junk. Problems pop out of nowhere and resolve themselves, while torturous motivations attempt to explain why characters would withhold basic information from one another for weeks or how two complete strangers would get on a prop plane without bothering to tell anyone else.

But the only real pertinent question is when and where these two high-altitude castaways are fated to fuck. As this issue clumsily tries to pose itself as some kind of pseudo-metaphysical query, Palestinian director Hany Abu-Assad (Paradise Now, The Idol) swats in the approximate direction of a film style. There’s a lot of meaninglessly impressive empty white space in the mountainscapes, shot largely on location in the Canadian Rockies—enough to qualify the purest and most tolerable parts of the film as a kind of modern-day Hollywood answer to those classic Arnold Fanck mountaineering movies that Nazis used to get off on. Remove the nonsensical characterizations and The Mountain Between Us becomes a cornball paean to rock formations and (mostly male) beauty. After weeks in the icy wilderness, the worst that can be said about Dr. Ben’s and Alex’s looks is that they could both use some Chapstick.

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